Friend: You go to concerts on school nights?
Me: No it's more like I go to school on concert nights.
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
walk-on-fire: I’m in an unhealthy relationship with myself
I fell in love with a girl who picked flowers instead of arguments and had no time for bad things because she so carefully curled herself against them. you were summer recklessness but you always had these two rules : stay with me and dont become a ghost again.
sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
Unusual Date Ideas
s4tanic: theconsultingbadwolf: If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them Aw 1,10,14,19.
I am unattached; My heart is very quiet. The world is a curtain.– Sylvia Plath, from the draft of Poppies In July (via fawnes)
To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.– Ernest Hemingway (via evolutionarysuccess)